“Dear Claudette” Are you cat-weary? Determined to please your people? Having interpersonal problems at the dog park? Let Claudette’s years of wisdom and experience be your guide.
Q: Dear Claudette: The cat has me baffled. Sometimes she acts like we’re good buddies, and lots of nights she tries to get in bed with me, which I don’t mind. Then other times, she acts like she’s going to scratch my eyes out (like last weekend when I innocently stumbled on her favorite hiding place under the bed). She also has a wicked growl, and frankly I fear for my safety. Help! Raoul, Paradise Valley, AZ
A: Dear Raoul: You let that she-devil in bed with you? You should fear for your safety. Give this lunatic wide berth. She obviously has multiple personalities. Next time she tries to snuggle up to you, say “no thanks.” Meanwhile, work on some hobbies to keep you occupied. Currently I’m working on a little piece of carpet that sticks up behind the drapes. Good times!
A: Dear Raoul: You let that she-devil in bed with you? You should fear for your safety. Give this lunatic wide berth. She obviously has multiple personalities. Next time she tries to snuggle up to you, say “no thanks.” Meanwhile, work on some hobbies to keep you occupied. Currently I’m working on a little piece of carpet that sticks up behind the drapes. Good times!
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