“Dear Claudette” Are you cat-weary? Determined to please your people? Having interpersonal problems at the dog park? Let Claudette’s years of wisdom and experience be your guide.
Q: Dear Claudette: My dad has a friend who comes over and blows on me for some reason. Who is this cretin and why does he do it? How do I get him to stop? I’m about to snap. Barry, Ambridge, PN
A: Dear Barry: Some people don’t do dog very well. These are usually the same people who think wrestling on T.V. is real or that "The Bachelor" is actually going to marry one of those girls. Next time this character comes over, look him straight in the eye, lift your lip on one side and show some teeth. Then hook your front legs around one of his legs and hump like crazy. Who’s the boss now?
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Hey Barry,
ReplyDeleteNext time the guy shows up lift your leg on his loafters!
Best regards,
Enough Already, Rye N.Y.