Wednesday, January 28, 2009

DOGGIE HAIKU
Ancient Japanese stylistic poems (syllable pattern: 5, 7, 5)
with the doggie lifestyle in mind.

  • The sea waves beckon
    I’ll catch the Frisbee this time
    Ow, the sand is hot!

  • That sandwich smells good
    Is that turkey-swiss on rye?
    Why don’t I do lunch?

  • Wow, what an odor!
    What did you just roll in, girl?
    You sure wear it well.

  • Your breath smells bad too
    I just keep it to myself
    What is that, garlic?

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