Ancient Japanese stylistic poems (syllable pattern: 5, 7, 5)
with the doggie lifestyle in mind.
- A dog eats his food
Afterwards he drinks water
Wonder if he’ll barf?
- See the big dog’s spots
Brown and white and brown and white
Do the white ones itch?
- I like dogs with hair
Two of ‘em makes a pair
Three of ‘em… no thanks!
- $1000 bucks for a dog?
Are you crazy in the head?
The pound is the spot.
- Ban pet stores in malls
And outlaw all puppy mills too.
There, I feel better.
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